dick much?

This is so perfect:

(1:34:04 PM) DUDE: why lesbian bar?? 5 inches snow??
(1:34:15 PM) DUDE: r u lesbian
(1:34:18 PM) DUDE: ??
(1:44:33 PM) ME: yep
(1:48:44 PM) DUDE: oh ok
(1:55:49 PM) ***** DUDE LOGGED OFF *****